February 27, 2004
- Bush and Cheney Marry In San Francisco
In a surprise ceremony
President George Bush and his Vice President Dick Cheney were married
in San Francisco. According to Bush he was inspired to ask Cheney
for his hand in marriage after realizing how much he loves Dick.
Bush stated that, while
the marriage would come as a shock to his supporters, they should
just get used it, and in his words "We're here! We're queer!
We're Republicans with money!" He also added "If anyone
has a problem with this we will just take back their tax-cuts. So
The marriage, which took
place on a San Francisco Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) Platform
was attended by a bunch of
clowns who had been riding aground on the BART trains
raising havoc & important issues.
After the ceremony Bush
and Cheney decided to join the clowns in some good natured ribbing
of themselves--joining in an some gags about Medicare benefits,
walking the weapons of mass distraction dog, and a very entertaining
WMD shell game.
For their honeymoon Cheney
made an offhanded comment about taking a tour of his undisclosed
location. Bush smiled and said "oh dear, we will have to save
that until later."
For more photos of the
event [click here]
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