9, 2004 - Michael Jackson Spotted In Iraqi Abuse Photos
Embattled pop-star Michael
Jackson, who is already fighting child abuse and child endangerment
charges, has been linked to another scandal.
Basetree has received,
through sources that do not wish to be named, a new batch of Iraqi
prisoner abuse photos photos from the infamous Abu Ghraib prison.
In the new photos, which
are surprisingly similar to the photos already in circulation, Jackson
is shown partaking in various prison hijinks, including horseplay,
trips on the prison ferris wheel, as well as the sharing of beds
with the prisoners.
In a related story Santa
Barbara District Attorney Tom Sneddon, who is already heading the
existing prosecution of Jackson, has asked the Defense Department
for the T-shirts and socks that Jackson wore while visiting the
Iraqi prison. He also asked for any green bags that Jackson may
In a terse press release
the Defense Department said "The story is completely nuts.
It's almost as likely as suddenly finding WMDs in Iraq."
A Jackson's representative
said that Jackson "loves children... I mean the troops, and
that the are welcome to visit Neverland at any time." As of
this story's publications no troops have taken Jackson up on this
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