February 10, 2004 - Bill O'Reilly: Closet Leftist?


Astoundingly, Fox New's Bill O'Reilly came very close to apologizing to the American people as he pledged to do if no weapons of mass destruction were found in Iraq. The best he could do, though, was state that he was now skeptical about the Bush administration.

We here at Basetree were quite confused by this as we had already reported an apology by him back in November in "Fox New's Bill O'Reilly Apologizes." After researching this apparent discrepancy we realized that we were just, well, making shit up, though we do stand by our claim that O'Reilly thinks that noted leftist Noam Chomsky is just swell.

Now that O'Reilly has joined the loony left perhaps he should march in the upcoming March 20 Bring the Troops Home Now! demonstration? He could even join our good friends at the Ronald Reagan Home for The Criminally Insane. I think he would look great wearing a giant Rumsfeld mask. He could even play himself!


(The Original Parody)
November 20, 2003 - Fox New's Bill O'Reilly Apologizes

Well known host of the Fox News program The O'Reilly Factor, Bill O'Reilly, apologized to the nation during a speech and book signing in San Francisco on Nov 20, 2003, saying he no longer trusts president Bush.

The apology was prompted by statements O'Reilly made earlier [continued]


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